More tales of NOT GOING OUT

Eh up what you on with woman. Are you going somewhere 

Asked the wandering welder 

No said I only the laundrette and the telephone box to ring my sister.

Don’t want to be caught looking like I haven’t made an effort.

Besides I may get taken to some posh restaurant for Sunday lunch.

I’ve even washed my hair for the occasion.

Well you never know who you might meet

wandering from one room to the next.

I might even go to the pictures later

I’ve heard there’s a sci-fi horror film on

and it’s interactive.  A real rollercoaster.

Shall we take a jab at it.

COVID-19 

You’ve lost the plot said he.